I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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