Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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