weddingsv make me drug and hornr
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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