Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize
