she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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