My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
