I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
