I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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