I don't think brook has ever known best
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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