Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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