just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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