yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
How many fucks given?
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