i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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