is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
So vagazzling was a success
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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