And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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