My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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