Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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