ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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