This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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