talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I wish i was in the wii world.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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