Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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