Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize