Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
They took my balls.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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