she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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