we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You had me at "let me see your balls"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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