i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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