look no pants
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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