i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Floor bacon is actually really good
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I know her cup size but not her name....
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