I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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