no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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