So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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