dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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