I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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