gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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