i may or may not be watching the land before time
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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