Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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