Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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