Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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