you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize