Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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