What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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