what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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