your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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