Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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