She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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