Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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