she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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