she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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