So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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