It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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