So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
