O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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