Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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