only if we run a train.
done.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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