Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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