Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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